HANCOCK REVIEW

THIS IS A TEMPORARY POST FOR FUN

and i'm not going to warn you that it's a spoiler because I WANT TO SPOIL THE MOVIE FOR YOU it's SO SO SOOOOO BAD AND RANDOM AND ANYHOW.

it's like there's this guy called hancock. he saves the world but people don't appreciate him. it's kind of like me minus the fact i don't save the world. LOL. and then he's some grouchy fag which is also kind of like me though i don't drink alcohol.

well as you can imagine the protagonist (okay i used that for fun) tries to turn into a new leaf. so when that happens you think the movie ends? NO. now some other gay shit happens and suddenly there's some physics shit and a whole new plot.

WHAT THE HECK?

if you watch this show, don't look out for any logic. cos there's none. for a laugh it's okay because some parts are really quite WTH, like the start where there's a million people dying in car crashes okay i know that's not really funny but hey everything has it's good side and if you watch how the events unfold it's really quite funny.

anyway it's just a movie so people dying = not really dead. laugh all you want, it's the best medicine.

i'm not going to give it stars because i'm not a movie reviewer. and the movie doesn't deserve any. i'd give it 2 CRAPS maybe because the movie is CRAP and we all know that crabs are below stars in the SAF. so there. be glad i didn't give it any bars.

however if you really have nothing better to do in brunei on a weekday afternoon, then of course you can watch it because there's no better alternative. like me la. movies in brunei cost only $4.50 that's really dirt cheap compared to here did i mention?

i didn't. so i'm telling you now.

and i'm telling you now that if you have nothing to do in a singapore afternoon, please donate $8 to the yj-trying-to-be-superhero fund instead of funding those hollywood guys to make more ridiculous movies.

hancock, as the name suggests, is just damn cock. i could come out with a more pr0n allusion but i think superheroes don't use such imagery so NEVER MIND.

navy seals ftw!~