"sir, we got owned."

before you get a report on the admiral's battle (or better known as the update on the war in bishan), first some comments about today.

it was a wonderful day.

it was absolutely fantastic.

i was very inspired and encouraged by common tests.

i feel all pumped up for tomorow.

NOT, NOT, NOT, and especially NOT!!

they didn't stand a chance. the moment the lieutenants ran out against the chemists with their slow approach as according to the battle plan, it seemed like everything was going to be over in a flash. and by that i do not mean a lightning victory.

well the welcoming squad for chemistry was kinda intimidating, having their true infantry masked below the cover of a ****ing carbonyl compound. i thought it was a goddamn aliphatic aldehyde. so i applied anti-aldehyde tactics which of course soon puzzled me as to why the chemists were surviving my counter attack.

then the penny kinda dropped and the lieutenant tried to make up for his mistake by eliminating (not the way you do to alkenes) the rest of the chemists but the initial cock-up led to a great loss of time.

which meant while we were engaging in battle against the chemistry 1st infantry brigade, the 2nd, 3rd and 4th were closing in on us. it's always like that, these stupid battles against the common tests nations leave us grossly outnumbered and unless we have two functional armies (hands) to write at the same time with two generals (brains) to conduct thinking on both sides there is no bloody way you can ever get the battles with in time.

i engaged the first infantry brigade pretty well. or so i thought, though the battle scars were kinda messy and i didn't fancy the style we won by. some wouldn't even call it a victory. i don't know, i haven't received battle report. then lieutenant went on to take down the fourth infantry. that was probably only moderately successful.

then time ran out and operations ceased. for five minutes.

oh after which the admiral's navy got raped. bad. i use the word "rape" because it's nothing short of that. general calculator was called into action but i think he was shot dead and rendered impotent the moment the paper came out. there was no reason of which he could be of any help, and that was absolutely disgusting.

well tactical decisions from the admiral (ie ME) decided that i should take the bigger army first. and the one-hour defence techniques began. lol well it seemed like the chemists have a new sort of paratroopers never yet seen before, and they came under the ominous label of "periodicity".

i think if i've got a city it would be gone. period.

it was sick to the max and there was no way i could have stood a chance. no bloody way. no way but to just bleed and die in front of the chemists. initially it was a bad joke but in the end it got funny. even the usual walkover mcq soldiers seemed to be trained even harder than ever just so they could pummel my soldiers.

kudos to you, chem unit, you did it perfectly.

let's just say i'm stunned beyond words. i'd be surprised if i get anything more than a U for "UP YOURS!" for this awful battle that is best left forgotten. the battle scars, however, stayed longer than usual and hence the troops with low morale had fricking zero motivation to prepare for the next battle against the axis powers.

and so they didn't prepare. ahahaha.

this is a rather pessimistic view to take, but the war is really over before the last battle has begun. many others still have to contend with biological warfare and engineering duels, bombing bridges or maybe uh, injecting dna streams all over and i really do feel sorry for them.

without any "nots" at the end. the war did some serious damage on my fleet and i guess they'd be out all crushed in the space of three days. that few days and one perfectly good fleet gone. i thought i was good. seems like the battle commander was too arrogant.

(and he's gotta try much harder.)

top 20 improvement for chemistry? @$()&#)^%@

now we know, fairytales never happen in real life.

that's why they're f**king fairytales.

navy seals ftw!~